All Aboard The “I’m Not Running For President But Need Attention” Tour

Sara Palin and Donald Trump had a pizza dinner together yesterday at La Famiglia Pizzeria in New York City on 50th and Broad.  Snooki was safely far away in an Italian jail for driving her car into an Italian police cruiser, some how no alcohol or drugs were involved and the Snookster seems to be ok save for the neck brace she is now sporting.  So, Americas most famous clowns couldn’t all be in same place at once per the laws of the universe!

So does former Governor Palin not realize that sucking all the oxygen from the real 2012 Republican Presidential candidates by creating this media circus with, I guarantee, no intentions of running  in the republican primary is damaging the field by shifting the focus from real message and name branding media time the actual republican presidential candidates need?  Does she not really know the Obama camp would kill for a Palin 2012 presidential bid? Did someone not get enough attention when she was a wee little girl?  The media is only following her in hopes of catching her in one of those notorious awkward moments when she yet again does something half-baked.  The “lame stream media” is chomping the bit to corner her and ask one of those hard hitting “gotcha” questions like:  So Governor Palin, who are you wearing today?  The only interview Palin ever allows anymore is from Fox News Gretta Van Susteren.  If they keep this affinity for each other up, nefarious Oprah and Gail Kingesque rumors are bound to start circulating!  Only Barbara Walters would be able to clear up a girl on girl canard should it surface, but alas, Walters would be deemed a part of the “lame stream media” by Palin and would not be allowed access!  Oh well, she would just “refutiate” any surreptitious maliciousness with her go to source for all her rebuttals: Facebook!  Remember, I am a conservative blogger but my weakness is an acute allergy for STUPID! And I, like other far more reputable conservative pundits, see the harm Palin is imposing by sucking all the media energy ever how fun this is for her.

Does Governor Palin not realize that sucking all the oxygen from the real 2012 Republican Presidential candidates by creating this media circus withno intentions of running  in the republican primary is damaging the field by shifting the focus from name branding media time the actual republican presidential candidates need?

Consider this:  The media has made no mention in the last couple days of the real republican candidates who have seriously thrown their hat in the ring and have begun the fight take down one of the worst American Presidents in modern times!  No, Sara Barracuda has all the extra cameras on her eating pizza with The Birther Godfather himself, The Donald!  Did anyone notice they really weren’t even partaking of a famed NYC slice, they were seemingly just playing with their food.  Palin should have at least been responsible and cut up The Donald’s pizza in tiny pieces so he wouldn’t choke!   The management of La Famiglia did report that Trump asked for their pizza pie to be cut into 8 slices “the way The Trump likes it”.  Palin, however, said she wasn’t that hungry and suggested the pizza be cut into 6 slices.

On a positive note, Palin’s “I’m Not Running For President National Bus Tour” is a great teachable exercise for the former governor!  She learned Gettysburg is in Pennsylvania yesterday, Ellis Island is not were Alcatraz is located today and is also now learning the other states of the lower 48!  She is clearly in training for those main stream media “gotcha” questions like “show me Texas”.

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